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ja v shoke
mne dobavili statu live) ne nadejalas', tak bymtro tochno ne nadejalas', no dobivalas'.
pri jetom ja sejchas v Rossii!!
shok!
bez detalej!
ili vse taki ljudi ser'eznye ili mne vezet kak vsegda
ne znaju chto skazat' ewe prosto sprjachus' tak kak ne znaju chto skazat' ewe jeto pra...
a prikol'no zvuchat izvestnye skazki na angl..???? :D
[U]Three little pigs[/U]
Once there were three little pigs who grew up and left their mother to find homes for themselves. The thirst pig set out and before long he met a man with the bundle of straw. "Please man" said the pig,...
[COLOR=red]Dummy[/COLOR]
A ventriloquist* was making fun of rednecks* with his dummy at a bar.
Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent* that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " Y...
A blind man would be glad to see.
[COLOR=red]Back Up[/COLOR]
I hear the words you say to me
I see the way you look at me
I know what's on your mind so
Stand up get up back up now
Just stay away
I know the fear you hold inside
I know what's weighing on your mind
There's nothing you can do so
Stand up get up back up
Yo...
[B]Sounds of the Wild[/B]
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog s...
[B]Giving Cats Pills[/B]
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens ...
[COLOR=red][B]A precious-mouldering pleasure-'tis-[/B][/COLOR]
A precious-mouldering pleasure-'tis-
To meet an Antique Book-
In just the Dress his Century wore-
A privilege-I think-
His venerable Hand to take-
And warming in our own-
A passage back-or two-to make-
To Times when he-was young-...
The midnight, knocking at the door,
And lighting candles in the room,
Brings weard shadows on the floor,
And they seam roads to the moon.
This very house is as if
A stronghold in a fairyland,
And it s a place for both naive
Content and harmony to band.
They come to stay and have a re...
She became one - not to be of your business, remove, remove
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