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LifeItself, 59 - 14 июня 2010 14:39
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory... I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the BEST THING on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge...If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small... 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'. Many men still sleep with their wives!!
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